I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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