hotel room ftw
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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