I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
