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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

SEEEEXXX PLEASE

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(916): View more from California

I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.

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(330): View more from Ohio

oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle

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(631): View more from New York

I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...

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(916): View more from California

when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.

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(425): View more from Washington

I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.

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(909): View more from California

I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha

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