please come you make the beer taste better
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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