Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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