So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
