THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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