And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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