On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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