I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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