Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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