yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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