you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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