I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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