Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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