Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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