why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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