Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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