That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
home. puking in laundry basket.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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