just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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