Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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