Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
