guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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