This is not my ceiling
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She bit a glass in half.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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