'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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