How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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