im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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