at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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