arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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