I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize