your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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