So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
