You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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