Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My liver just had a heart attack.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I'm both gender and math confused
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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