Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just gargled with NyQuil
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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