So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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