Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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