Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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