her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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