I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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