I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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