scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Floor bacon is actually really good
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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