I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
there is glitter all over my balls
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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