The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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