he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
please don't ironically join a cult
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