PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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