at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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