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hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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