I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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