Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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