i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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