Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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