Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
