So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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