I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Umm I'm too high to move.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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