ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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